Let’s take a step into the future — where Nincompoopism has grown legs, gained followers, splintered into factions, and inevitably become the very thing it warned you about.
Author: D Elder
Buddhism
Buddhism begins with a blunt truth: life is suffering — not in a doom-and-gloom way, but in the sense that attachment, craving, and ignorance keep us stuck in cycles of dissatisfaction (dukkha). The Four Noble Truths lay out the situation: suffering exists, it has causes (mainly craving and delusion), it can end, and there’s a path to ending it — the Eightfold Path.
Wokeism
At its root, wokeism — originally — was a call for awareness. Stay “woke” meant don’t sleepwalk through injustice. It was about staying alert to systems of discrimination, inequality, and abuse. The premise was simple: open your eyes to other people’s realities, especially if yours has been comfortable. Understand power. Understand privilege. Listen before you speak.
Narcissism
Narcissism isn’t, as many believe, simply about self-love. In fact, it’s quite the opposite. It’s a defensive system built to protect the self from ever having to face feelings of inadequacy, shame, or vulnerability. At its root, narcissism is the brain saying:
Depression
At its core, depression is the brain’s shutdown mechanism. When life feels too overwhelming, too painful, or too pointless to engage with, the mind, in its backwards wisdom, pulls the emotional plug.
Islam
At its foundation, Islam teaches submission to God (Allah) — not as blind obedience, but as alignment with truth, humility, and justice. The Qur’an lays out a way of life centred on compassion, charity, self-restraint, and constant awareness that humans are not the centre of the universe.
The Self Destructing Philosophy
A self-destructing philosophy is one that refuses to become sacred. It carries within it the tools to dismantle itself the moment it stops being useful and starts being dogma. It questions its own assumptions, mocks its own followers when they get too smug, and actively resists becoming a belief system that people cling to for […]
Christianity
At its core, Christianity teaches humility, love, forgiveness, sacrifice, and grace. The message is simple: treat others with compassion, recognise your own flaws, extend mercy where it’s undeserved, and live with a spirit of service rather than superiority.
ADHD
ADHD (Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder), despite the clunky name, is less about “deficit” and more about the brain’s regulation system failing to balance attention, impulse, and motivation. In simple terms: the system that tells the brain when to focus, how long to focus, and what deserves attention — is faulty.
Confirmation Bias
The brain’s way of protecting your favourite beliefs — even when they’re wrong.
Confirmation bias is what happens when the brain looks for evidence that supports what it already believes — and ignores, downplays, or explains away anything that challenges it.
It’s a built-in feature of human thinking.