When you finally spot the machinery behind the smiling faces, the confident speeches, the righteous outrage — and realise it’s all stitched together by mental shortcuts, fragile egos, and emotional guesswork.
Tag: Psychology
The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (Pastafarianism)
Pastafarianism began as a parody — a clever protest against dogmatic thinking and the push to teach creationism as science. It holds that a Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe after a heavy night out, and that pirates are divine beings. It includes sacred pasta rituals, colanders as headwear, and holy days such as “Talk Like a Pirate Day.”
Tribalism
Because Thinking for Yourself Is Just Too Exhausting.
Tribalism is the brain’s lazy shortcut to feeling safe, smart, and superior — all without the burden of actually understanding anything.
Projection
Your brain’s habit of handing out its own baggage like party favours.
Projection is what happens when your brain takes something uncomfortable inside you — a thought, a fear, a bit of unflattering emotional gunk — and flings it onto someone else like it’s their problem.
Cognitive Dissonance
Cognitive Dissonance: When the Brain Can’t Face Its Own Reflection Cognitive dissonance is the mental discomfort that arises when a person’s actions, beliefs, or values are in conflict — a kind of psychological static where the mind quietly realises, “I can’t be right about everything I think I am.” Rather than accept this contradiction, the […]
Naïve Realism
Naïve Realism: Or, “I’m Not Biased, Everyone Else Is Just an Idiot” Naïve realism is the delightful psychological delusion that one’s personal view of the world is objective truth, and anyone who disagrees must be: It’s your brain looking at the messy, complex chaos of life and saying, “Hmm yes, I’ve got this all figured […]
Motivated Reasoning
Motivated reasoning is what happens when the brain, instead of being a noble truth-seeking machine, turns into a spineless yes-man wearing a clown suit. It doesn’t care about facts. It cares about feelings. Comfort. Ego. Being right, even when it’s dead wrong.
Hinduism
Hinduism isn’t one neat doctrine — it’s a sprawling philosophical ecosystem with many paths, texts, and traditions. At its heart, it teaches that the self (atman) is not separate from the universe (Brahman), and that liberation (moksha) comes from realising this unity.
Nincompoopism through the Nincompoop Lens
Let’s take a step into the future — where Nincompoopism has grown legs, gained followers, splintered into factions, and inevitably become the very thing it warned you about.
Classical Conditioning
Your brain’s talent for connecting dots that don’t belong together.
Classical conditioning is what happens when the brain links two things — not because they make sense together, but because they just keep showing up at the same time.
It’s how a dog learns to salivate at the sound of a bell, because the bell always meant food.
It’s how a human flinches at an email notification, because it usually means more work or a passive-aggressive crisis.