Author: D Elder

Heuristic Shortcuts

How your brain cuts corners and calls it thinking.

A heuristic is your brain’s way of saying:

“That looks close enough — let’s go with it.”

It’s a mental shortcut. A lazy estimate. A rule-of-thumb that saves energy, skips nuance, and gets you to a conclusion fast — whether it’s correct or not.

It’s the reason you:

Social Mimicry

Social mimicry is what happens when people copy the behaviour, beliefs, or preferences of others — not because they’ve thought it through, but because everyone else seems to be doing it.

It’s the human version of, “Well, if they’re jumping off a bridge…”

Of course, no one ever admits to it.

The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (Pastafarianism)

Pastafarianism began as a parody — a clever protest against dogmatic thinking and the push to teach creationism as science. It holds that a Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe after a heavy night out, and that pirates are divine beings. It includes sacred pasta rituals, colanders as headwear, and holy days such as “Talk Like a Pirate Day.”

Projection

Your brain’s habit of handing out its own baggage like party favours.

Projection is what happens when your brain takes something uncomfortable inside you — a thought, a fear, a bit of unflattering emotional gunk — and flings it onto someone else like it’s their problem.

Cognitive Dissonance

Cognitive Dissonance: When the Brain Can’t Face Its Own Reflection Cognitive dissonance is the mental discomfort that arises when a person’s actions, beliefs, or values are in conflict — a kind of psychological static where the mind quietly realises, “I can’t be right about everything I think I am.” Rather than accept this contradiction, the […]

Naïve Realism

Naïve Realism: Or, “I’m Not Biased, Everyone Else Is Just an Idiot” Naïve realism is the delightful psychological delusion that one’s personal view of the world is objective truth, and anyone who disagrees must be: It’s your brain looking at the messy, complex chaos of life and saying, “Hmm yes, I’ve got this all figured […]

Hinduism

Hinduism isn’t one neat doctrine — it’s a sprawling philosophical ecosystem with many paths, texts, and traditions. At its heart, it teaches that the self (atman) is not separate from the universe (Brahman), and that liberation (moksha) comes from realising this unity.

Classical Conditioning

Your brain’s talent for connecting dots that don’t belong together.

Classical conditioning is what happens when the brain links two things — not because they make sense together, but because they just keep showing up at the same time.

It’s how a dog learns to salivate at the sound of a bell, because the bell always meant food.
It’s how a human flinches at an email notification, because it usually means more work or a passive-aggressive crisis.